(Source: wtfstyls, via carpethatfuckingdium)
sskypages:
n-1d-forever-directioner:
cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:
the-girl-who—lived:
whensocietykills:
ladymaxwell:
mulletsmakememoist:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
reblogigng for the sass and only the sass
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via carpethatfuckingdium)
scraggay:
darkdaysbrightnights:
scraggay:
MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK
ARREST HER
IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
(Source: growlithed, via karkatdirk)
happeninqs:
Never leave your dorm room unlocked.
(Source: facebook.com, via stay-classy-darlings)
enochiancameos:
Stop! I’m in a library, I can’t laugh!
(via jack-baralkat)
slenclerman:
slenclerman:
IM AT THE STORE AND I HAVE $10 AND I FOUND A CAMP ROCK ALARM CLOCK SHOULD I BUY IT
best five bucks ive ever spent
(via dilclo)
usbdongle:
xeverdeen:
im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY
#there’s another country? #how long has it been there
(via m-agrippa)
(Source: santittany, via klainlee)
danicaluvsmusic:
Thank god he had time to grab that shirt though
(Source: vaspim, via jack-baralkat)
no-more-hot-water:
godtie:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I glance at a girl’s crotch and think “There’s no dick in there.”
(via jack-baralkat)
drunktrophywife:
do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
(via jack-baralkat)
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
(Source: scienceing, via jack-baralkat)
(via godsgonnacutyoudown)
(Source: bermudiana28, via freefarfalla)
(via just-me-being-random)