(Source: wtfstyls, via carpethatfuckingdium)
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
reblogigng for the sass and only the sass
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via carpethatfuckingdium)
MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK
IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
(Source: growlithed, via karkatdirk)
Never leave your dorm room unlocked.
(Source: facebook.com, via stay-classy-darlings)
Stop! I’m in a library, I can’t laugh!
IM AT THE STORE AND I HAVE $10 AND I FOUND A CAMP ROCK ALARM CLOCK SHOULD I BUY IT
best five bucks ive ever spent
im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY
#there’s another country? #how long has it been there
(Source: santittany, via klainlee)
Thank god he had time to grab that shirt though
(Source: vaspim, via jack-baralkat)
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I glance at a girl’s crotch and think “There’s no dick in there.”
do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
(Source: scienceing, via jack-baralkat)
(Source: bermudiana28, via freefarfalla)